Rock of Ages

The Really Late Review of Rock of Ages

They used to say that rock and roll will never die. That was before they made this movie. This poorly produced glee ripoff is nothing more than an awful mix tape of disjointed classic rock song mash ups that destroy the originals like a poorly timed holocaust joke at Passover. Every performance seems utterly ridiculous and embarrassingly so. It seems as though no one took their roles seriously and that made the film ridiculous in itself which it didn't need help with. With a cookie cutter story and a total disregard for cinematography this is the worst musical ever. I give Rock of Ages 1 guitar hero ripoff out of 5

-Ted